What I Learned in Florida:
~That "churros" are the best desert ever...
~That "Hollaaaaa" sounds beautiful when its harmonized...
~That Mickey is nothing more than a sewer rat that doesnt come out to see band kids who traveled
thousands of miles to see his furry ass, and then when you RUN to chase him in a parade you get to "talk to the hand" of security
guards. How rude.
~That characters dont walk around the parks anymore. Insted you have to go find their "houses" and
wait in 40 minute lines.
~That pro-stareing can be a sport and is f'n hilarious
~That Carlin and I really ARE twins.
~That dancing wildly in public places draws mass attention.
~That characters can smoke in costume, as long as their heads are off...
~That sucky trips are way better with friends.
~That people get extremly attracted to ugly people just so they can make out.
~That everyone hates eachother after a few days
and finally...
~ Brian Fellow really brings people together...
